Is it really legal to fuck an ostrich?

[T***@yahoo.co.uk]

Whilst looking at the Sexual Offences Act 2003 for Periander, who
seemed not to know how the law defined prostitution, I chanced upon
section 69:

http://tinyurl.com/2sbgfp

[quote]
69 Intercourse with an animal

(1)A person commits an offence if-

(a)he intentionally performs an act of penetration with his penis,

(b)what is penetrated is the vagina or anus of a living animal, and

(c)he knows that, or is reckless as to whether, that is what is
penetrated.

(2)A person (A) commits an offence if-

(a)A intentionally causes, or allows, A's vagina or anus to be
penetrated,

(b)the penetration is by the penis of a living animal, and

(c)A knows that, or is reckless as to whether, that is what A is being
penetrated by.

(3)A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable-

(a)on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6
months or a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both;

(b)on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not
exceeding 2 years.
[unquote]

Whilst that seems simple enough, any zoologist would tell you that no
member of the class Aves has either a vagina or an anus so any sexual
act with such a creature would appear not to be covered by the above
law. It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

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[Smolley]

Ah but, as you can see soixante neuf is legal.

[Derek Geldard]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
Whilst looking at the Sexual Offences Act 2003 for Periander, who
seemed not to know how the law defined prostitution, I chanced upon

Weedy pun alert.

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
Whilst that seems simple enough, any zoologist would tell you that no
member of the class Aves has either a vagina or an anus

That's odd, I distinctly remember Billy Conolly saying "Why is British
Telecom like a Toucan? ...

They can both shove their bills up their arse."

DG

[Robin T Cox]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>

Get a life.

[T***@yahoo.co.uk]

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>
Get a life.

Like you shewed you had done when you copied and pasted http://tinyurl.com/2cyqae
and http://tinyurl.com/2aoxwt, to give only two of your own postings
to Usenet that contain absolutely no comment whatever from you?

At least I do not depend on some journalist telling me what to think.

--
x GFY
/|\

[Robin T Cox]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>
Get a life.

Like you shewed you had done when you copied and pasted http://tinyurl.com/2cyqae
and http://tinyurl.com/2aoxwt, to give only two of your own postings
to Usenet that contain absolutely no comment whatever from you?
At least I do not depend on some journalist telling me what to think.

So presumably you think that whether or not you can fuck an ostrich is as
important as the issue of top executives' pay or ensuring that pensioners
get their winter fuel payments?

Perhaps you do need someone to tell you how to think, because you are
obviously incapable of thinking yourself.

[T***@yahoo.co.uk]

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>
Get a life.

Like you shewed you had done when you copied and pastedhttp://tinyurl.com/2cyqae
andhttp://tinyurl.com/2aoxwt, to give only two of your own postings
to Usenet that contain absolutely no comment whatever from you?
At least I do not depend on some journalist telling me what to think.

So presumably you think that whether or not you can fuck an ostrich is as
important as the issue of top executives' pay or ensuring that pensioners
get their winter fuel payments?

It certainly would be much more important to someone contemplating
such a hazardous perversion, whilst the question of "top executives'
remuneration" is not really something that many people can do anything
about. One might even suggest that someone commenting on the pay of
other people should "get a life" or, at least, try to get a pay rise.

There is also the matter of original content to consider.

Post by Robin T Cox
Perhaps you do need someone to tell you how to think, because you are
obviously incapable of thinking yourself.

Perhaps you need a lesson in manners.

--
x GFAO
/|\

[drd]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk

Post by Robin T Cox
Perhaps you do need someone to tell you how to think, because you are
obviously incapable of thinking yourself.

Perhaps you need a lesson in manners.

yeah - why do people think courtesy and manners can be set aside just coz
its a NG? P'raps they're just cu nts to start with ....

[T***@yahoo.co.uk]

Post by drd

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk

Post by Robin T Cox
Perhaps you do need someone to tell you how to think, because you are
obviously incapable of thinking yourself.

Perhaps you need a lesson in manners.

yeah - why do people think courtesy and manners can be set aside just coz
its a NG? P'raps they're just cu nts to start with ....

I would certainly not suggest that Robin T. Cox was a "cunt", as that
could be said to imply he had some useful purpose in life.

Post by drd
From what I've seen, he merely exists to parrot stuff from the

Independent and Grauniad.

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[rover]

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>
Get a life.

Oh, do you mean like taking the time to reply to posts which you can't
see the point of?

Get a life.

[Richard Robinson]

Post by rover

Post by Robin T Cox

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
It would, however, be remarkably foolish to attempt to fuck an
ostrich, emu or other ratite, as the bird is likely to object and its
claw aimed at one's tackle may well spoil one's plans for the weekend.

<Yawn>
Get a life.

Oh, do you mean like taking the time to reply to posts which you can't
see the point of?

I can't see the point of any of this. Is it never a good thing to say so ?

Post by rover
Get a life.

Wot, another ? Whose ?

[Guy King]

Post by Richard Robinson

Post by Robin T Cox
Get a life.

Wot, another ? Whose ?

Perhaps it means "Take a life" and is offering a troll.

[bealoid]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
Whilst looking at the Sexual Offences Act 2003 for Periander, who
seemed not to know how the law defined prostitution, I chanced upon

Notice you can't have sex with a dead person, or a living animal, but you
can have sex with a dead animal.

[hebu]

Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
Whilst looking at the Sexual Offences Act 2003 for Periander, who
seemed not to know how the law defined prostitution, I chanced upon
http://tinyurl.com/2sbgfp
[quote]
69 Intercourse with an animal

Ostrich is weird, definitely. What is really perverse and gross though is
having sex with a pig. Also, why would people pay the expense of going to
Australia or Switzerland to meet him?